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A Run With No Witty Name

08 Oct 2022

A Run With No Witty Name has now closed and you will not be able to sign-up for it. Please check the Organiser's Description for any organiser updates.
This event is in a testing state, and is not open for public sign-ups until the organiser has launched it.

Organiser's Description

We welcome you back for the annual 5th running of this event

Starting at The National Trust in Tisbury, nestled in the heart of the Nadder Valley and smack bang in the middle of the Cranborne Chase and West Wiltshire Downs AONB, the route will take you through some of the most truly and visually stimulating countryside that the South West has to offer......nay......let's correct that.....that the entire country has to offer. You

You will make your way around the Fonthill Estate and the Vale of Wardour for approximately 32.29 miles (Ok, we know that is a soupcon over 50k's) and completing an overall elevation of roughly 3430 ft. eventually (after perhaps a few bonus miles no doubt) you will end up right back where you started your journey in Tisbury........where much back slapping and hilarity will then commence. 

The start point and finish point  is at the  National Trust, Court Street, Tisbury, Wiltshire,SP3 6LW .Parking will be available near the Start Point. A runners rest area with a safe baggage drop area, toilets and our in-house Medical Team  will also be located at the Start Point. There will be 4 fully stocked aid station in total - three on the route itself. and a further one at the Finish Point  (where a free hot meal will also be available) This will give you approximately 8 miles  of running/walking/sauntering/ charging downhill/crawling uphill in between food & water stops, It's not really a 'run'..............more  of a 'mobile picnic' really.

The cut off time for completing the route is 10 hours. The course will be fully marked with tape and signage. Marshalls will be present and want to help you not get lost.......sorry....... help you not get geographically embarrassed

So,  if enjoying the company of fellow mud and trail running individuals .........for an entire day you experience the visual delights of South Wiltshire.......... is your thing...........come along and make memories with us.

Each season brings it's beauty to this don't want to miss this........we don't want you to either.


The following are conditions are compulsory for all entrants

You should not attend the event if:

1. You have a fever of -/>38 degrees C

2. You have had any symptoms or signs of Covid 19 in the previous 14 days before the event. i.e: a new continous cough, fever, change/loss of tatse or smell.

3. You have been in contact with anyone who is sick (symptomatic) in the previous 14 days before the event

4. You have travelled within the previous 14 days before the event to any international location with widespread ongoing Covid 19 transmission

5. Any crew, support, or others you intend to bring to the event are also subject to these criteria  


If you are centering as a Canicross runner you please read our Canicross Specifics on our website:


In the event that you have entered but can no longer make the day then transferring you place to someone else is permitted and is the preferred option. To that end please contact us prior to arranging your own transfer. Any reimbursement of the entry fee then becomes a matter between yourself and the replacement runner. However, if we have sold out the event and have a waiting list in operation then Transfers will NOT be permitted and priority will be given to those on the waiting list. Any transfers or deferrals will not be permitted less than 14 days before the event.

Event Cancellation

In the unlikely event  that the race has to be cancelled, delayed, or postponed, due to circumstances beyond our control - no refunds will be payable. 

Terms of Entry Disclaimer 

When you enter a Crooked Tracks Wiltshire Event you the participant agree to the following Disclaimer on entry:

 I declare that I will not compete in the race unless I am medically fit on the day of the race and that, in any event, I will compete at my own risk. I accept that the organisers / sponsors / partners / marshals will not be liable for any loss, damage, action, claim, costs or expenses, which may arise as a consequence of my participation of the  event. Entries are personal to the applicant. They cannot be sold or transferred without prior permission from the event organiser. I also hereby give my permission to Crooked Tracks Wiltshire to use my name, quotes and photographic likeness for marketing and promotional purposes. I also understand that the entry fee is non-refundable once entered.

 You agree not to hold the organisers, marshals, volunteers, sponsors or any associated company or organisation working within the framework
of the event responsible for any personal injury, sickness or accident suffered, nor the loss of any property on the
course, changing areas or event centre. You participate entirely at your own risk and agree not to take part if you are
unwell or injured. You understand that the entry fee is non-refundable. You understand that participation is highly
individual and as such entries and race numbers are non-transferable.

Participants must be 20 years or over on the race date to take part in the event. All runners must attend the race brief and have registered 30 minutes before the start. Participants grant permission for photographs or films to be taken during the event and Crooked Tracks Wiltshire reserve the right to use such photographs for publicity or promote future events. All data is stored securely and will not be supplied to any third party. On race day you must complete personal details including any health issues and medication on the reverse of the race number. The race number must be worn at all times and visible for the duration of the race. Runners must follow any instructions given by event officials/marshals. Participants who are clearly not going to complete the route within the cut off time may be held at the next CP and withdrawn from the course. Any Participant who retires during the event must ring the race day number or inform a marshal that they have done so.  Crooked Tracks Wiltshire reserve the right to alter or amend race information or rules before the event and any changes will be published. Failure to follow event rules may result in disqualification.

  • Runners Must

  • 1. Not litter the route

  • 2. Keep to the trail route and public paths so there is no impact to the environment

  • 3. Give way to members of the public (runners do not have right of way on the course)

  • Failure to follow these rules will result in instant disqualification from the event!



19 Sep 2022 23:59£38.00

To sign-up for this event, the Service Fee is 4% (min 50p) for each sign-up

Dates and Status

Date: 08/10/2022

Status: Closed

Total Places: 250

Places Available: ??



Neil Turnbull



National Trust, Court Street, Tisbury, Wiltshire,SP3 6LW